Top 10 Funniest Tweets from 'Survivor' - "The Past Will Eat You Alive"

Tonight's episode of Survivor Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers was called "The Past Will Eat You Alive". It appears to me that the only real past coming back to haunt players is the past decisions Ryan and Chrissy made to not train more for the challenges. The new alliance mates/BFFs took turns completely ruining their tribe's chances of winning reward or immunity, leading to the inevitable demise of Roark. We hardly knew ye. Elsewhere, Devon and Ashley are dead-set on a deadlock, while Jessica stands around hydrating as Dr. Mike finds an idol for her. It was a fun episode, and as per usual we've compiled all of the funniest Twitter reactions for your viewing pleasure below.

Maybe Cole will just give their reward to the other tribe. He's terrible at keeping things to himself. #Survivor

— Purple Rock Survivor (@PurpleRockPod) October 26, 2017

JP: I want to marry her. I love her. She is my world-
Chrissy: Lady alliance.
JP: SHE MUST DIE. NOW.#Survivor

— Hannah Shapiro (@HannahLilNessen) October 26, 2017

Cole probably passed out because he was trying to hold in a secret too long #Survivor

— Joe Daly (@JoeDaly4) October 26, 2017

Fun Fact: During tonight's #Survivor immunity challenge, @jeffprobst makes 5 references to the song I wrote called, "Come On In, Guys."

— Gordon Holmes (@gordonholmes) October 25, 2017

Is it just me or is there a curse associated with Ali?! Everyone she promises safety to goes home: Simone, Patrick, now Roark #Survivor pic.twitter.com/tce9bPSMJP

— Mel Brown (@melbrown0) October 26, 2017

When your watching Survivor and you see someone you completely forgot was there.......#Survivor pic.twitter.com/4TU84ET9f4

— DannyFandom (@DanIsAPhantom) October 26, 2017

the way jp threw ryan on the mat 😂😂 #survivor pic.twitter.com/rc9xhoYWqf

— ⚡️ (@perolikeidgaf) October 26, 2017

Roark vs Chrissy is literally the darkest possible timeline in #SurvivorHHH. Why did it have to come to this? #Survivor pic.twitter.com/bpDSyJkDNW

— Jon Krause™ (@jonkrause) October 26, 2017

Did JP just reinvent “throwing a challenge?” #RHAP #SurvivorHHH pic.twitter.com/unE5b38u4C

— Scott (@ScottDallasTX) October 26, 2017

JP picking up Ryan during the challenge. #Survivor pic.twitter.com/pfMnEiLsRa

— Wes (@WesDorne) October 26, 2017

And a bonus tweet from the secret-hater himself...

I'm baaaack, what'd I miss #survivor35 #survivor pic.twitter.com/cPA1Jixlxg

— Cole Medders (@MeddersCole) October 26, 2017