The Best and Funniest Tweets from 'Survivor' - "My Kisses Are Very Private"

Showmance was the name of the game in tonight's episode of Survivor: Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers. Titled, "My Kisses Are Very Private", we witnessed the showmance pairings of Ashley and JP finding themselves in hotter water, Cole and Jessica setting their sights on a new target, and Ryan and Devon being the deciding factor in sending Patrick home. Of course, in an episode focusing on the ousting of Patrick, we got a lot of great comedic moments. We've compiled some of the best and funniest tweets from tonight's episode for your viewing pleasure below.

My greatest hope for this season is that Lauren goes deep enough to win the advice from Cochran reward #Survivor

— Spencer Bledsoe (@sbledsoe) October 12, 2017

Cole:You hang up your conch first.
Jessica: No you hang up your Conch Shell first.
Cole: No you
Jess: No you.#Survivor

— Brendan Fitzpatrick (@FitzyBrendan) October 12, 2017

“ you know somebody?” 😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏 #Survivor

— cait (@celebswcait) October 12, 2017

I feel like I should be upset that those boots fit Ryan better than they would ever fit me #Survivor

— Stephanie (@supernaturalsam) October 12, 2017

Booty, booty, booty, booty rocking EVERYWHERE. #SurvivorHHH

— Pooya (@Pooyaism) October 12, 2017

"I understand that, son." Lauren with the clap back! #Survivor #Survivor35 #SurvivorHHH

— Surviving Tribal (@SurvivingTribal) October 12, 2017

How does Patrick not burst into flames in natural light? #SurvivorHHH #survivor

— SEOJesse (@SEOJesse) October 12, 2017

If I went on #Survivor, I'd fill my bag with mousetraps, just to break everyone's fingers when they tried to go through my stuff.

— Lisa Marie Bowman (@LisaMarieBowman) October 12, 2017

"I never believed a redhead in my life." #Survivor #SurvivorHHH @survivorcbs pic.twitter.com/4HjHfKw9Uc

— John Yates (@JohnYates327) October 12, 2017

Ryan: “I’ve never been in a relationship” Everyone: #survivor pic.twitter.com/woX8M1CWAW

— the TV is Real (@theTVisReal) October 12, 2017

NO IT WON'T YOU RED HEADED LIAR #Survivor pic.twitter.com/SjFQEcFD9H

— Hannah Shapiro (@HannahLilNessen) October 12, 2017

I could watch this on a loop. Watching that grin disappear was so gratifying #Survivor pic.twitter.com/CQ0EADB6nu

— Linda Coy (@lmcoy7) October 12, 2017

Wow...who knew? #Survivor pic.twitter.com/magWI5tQPK

— Gordon Holmes (@gordonholmes) October 12, 2017

#Survivor That's it for Patrick pic.twitter.com/MNAy0e4XhT

— Marcus Wellby (@WellbyMarcus) October 12, 2017